In my sleep deprived mind I find myself sometimes more eloquent than I really need to be. Maybe because I don't feel any inhibitions with the use of words, or maybe I just don't really mind if my diction is poor or if I'm verbose. Anyway, the past 24 - 36 hours may have been the worst that I've gone through as a parent.
Never mind the first time home with baby and baby didn't latch right away and couldn't nurse; or the every 2-hour feedings for the first week or so; or the fact that baby just doesn't care what time of day it is, if she's going to sleep or not sleep mum and dad just don't really matter. They're all a walk in the park!
When Mimi turned 13 months I got a brief taste of heaven. She consistently slept 10 hours a day (sometimes a few hours more), was a total angel to put down, and hardly fussed. Well, they were a sweet 4 months.
Something happened yesterday and I have just given up on making sense out of it. Some would say "Oh! She's just teething!", some would say "She's just going through a phase, she'll get over it" Whatever it is, I hope damned well it's passed. Because if I'm to live a sane life, one with a harmonious home and strong marriage, this had really better passed.
She decided yesterday that she was not going to nap. Twice we tried to put her down and she resisted. So I figured, fine, she just will skip a nap for the day, no kid died from skipping a nap. We visited a friend in the afternoon, which entailed a 45 min drive, so she put in 30 mins of nap time. Fine, whatever.
Then came bed time.
She actually went down with very little fuss, considering she didn't nap, that was to be expected. Well, 1:30 am rolls around and she starts crying. Within the span of an hour I got up 5 times to try to get her back to sleep. Nothing. At past 2:30 am hubby took his turn, he tried albeit most poorly and with quite disastrous results. So mummy decides a ride down HW 26 should do the trick. We've done it once, she passed out before we even reached the on ramp to the highway, this should work.
At 3:20 am as we were well on our way past Troutdale, she was still wide eyed. WTF!! I figured, okay, we'll go all the way to Multnomah Falls, that should do the trick. Hah! Mum's a sucker! So all the way to Hood River we went. When one is driving before the break of dawn one can ruminate like it's no one's business; and I will tell you this, it's not healthy! Ruminate in the bathroom when you're doing business, or when you're waiting for the light to turn green, but not on a 2 hour drive. You can work yourself up to hypertension.
Needless to say, she did fall asleep somewhere between Cascade Locks and Hood River, maybe around a little before 4:00 am, and at 5:30 am we pulled up our driveway with little miss moppet all passed out; until 7:45am.
I don't have a moral to this story nor is there even a silver lining to it all. It just really begs the question: why do people have children at all?